pansexualprincess:

today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

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sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

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reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

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ignorantarts:

you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
3.18.14

DEEP

OH MY GOD

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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

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butt-touchh:

me

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